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It's official. The next president of Indonesia is former army general Prabowo Subianto. Quite how the next five years will pan out is anyone's guess but hopefully the foreign pundits who always bring up his dodgy human rights record will be proven wrong. Nonetheless, on policy making, Prabowo's popularist move to literally offer the poor 'a free lunch' every day of the week does not augur well for the future. Such a policy - if it ever came to fruition - would cost a phenomenal amount of money and likely lead to huge inefficiencies (food waste) and poor incentives (make people lazy). Another concern is Prabowo's strong nationalist bent. Thus, in the possible event that he finds himself with his back against the proverbial wall in the face of stern economic challenges, there is a big chance that he will simply scapegoat foreigners. But he will have to be careful. Construction of the new capital city, Nusantara, for example, is highly dependent on foreign in

Life’s a Beach at Tanjung Bira

I go to seek a Great Perhaps.
~ François Rabelais

There can’t be many things in life that are better than a sandy beach in the tropics. They don’t rust, they don’t break down and they don’t even need any maintenance (unlike many other things I could mention!) They inspire dreams. And, if we’re lucky, we may even get to visit them once in a while.

To find that fabled oasis in the sun is not as easy as it once was, however, and unlike 20 or 30 years ago, when you could simply just hop on a Garuda plane to Bali, a little more effort is now needed to get to a really nice Indonesian beach which is not either overrun by tourists or spoilt by rubbish.

A truly remote and isolated beach is not, however, an option for many people - either because of the considerable time and effort needed to get there or because of the lack of decent accommodation (which can turn that dream vacation into a proverbial holiday from hell).

So when someone told me about the sandy beaches at the southern tip of the bizarrely-shaped island of Sulawesi – just look at it on the map! - I naturally became intrigued.

The beaches lie close to a place called Tanjung Bira and to get there you first have to fly into the bustling city of Makassar. That’s the easy part. After that it’s a long 5 to 6 hour journey on what, for Indonesia, is a remarkably good road, which takes you though small traditional Bugis towns and villages and across extensive coastal salt plains as you finally get closer to Bira.

The Bugis live in fine-looking and often brightly-painted wooden houses (rumah panggung) which are built on stilts. This is intended to offer protection from wild animals (okay I made that up) and keep the houses airy and cool, but they also look as if they could withstand some fairly serious flooding as well. A traditional solution to Jakarta’s perennial floods, perhaps?

About 15km on the road before Tanjung Bira is the boat building village of Tanah Beru. The construction of traditional pininsi (schooners) has been done here for many hundreds of years now, and you will probably have already seen pininsi if you’ve ever visited the old Sunda Kelapa harbor in Jakarta. According to one of the young boat builders I spoke to at Tanah Beru, the construction of these magnificent boats is undertaken by adhering to the “knowledge” passed down through the generations, with no actual boat building plans or measurements ever made - an amazing thought when everything seems to be written down or recorded in this day and age.

Any lingering doubts over the seaworthiness of the vessels are dispelled by elaborate ceremonies: one of which apparently involved the launching of newly-constructed schooners over the bodies of SEVEN pregnant women. Fortunately for any aspiring mothers in the surrounding area, this particular ceremony is no longer carried out (perhaps the locals came to realize that the ceremony was having a rather detrimental impact on future generations rather than bringing any good luck).

You know you have arrived at Tanjung Bira when you come to one of those dreaded roadside lockets where you are asked to pay what is so endearingly termed in Indonesia as “retribution” (for what exactly, what the f*** have I done wrong?!!!). But since there is no gate, there is no real reason to stop and that’s exactly what the locals do: drive straight through without stopping. Just saying…

First impressions of Tanjung Bira are not actually that great to be honest. It has that kind of tired and neglected feel of a place which is struggling because of a lack of visitors. Bit like Anyer and Cerita in Banten: ghost towns by the sea.

Small stall in Tanjung Bira

But Tanjung Bira isn’t really one place. It’s two. There’s the Tanjung Bira at the weekends when it’s packed with domestic tourists – mostly from Makassar and nearby Bulukumba - and the Tanjung Bira during the week when it’s pretty much deserted.

Dig deeper and Tanjung Bira reveals its secrets. First off, the beach at Tanjung Bira - while not exactly bad - is not that great either. However, only about 3km away is the nearby Bara Beach and this beach is a true discovery with its wonderfully powdery sand and crystal clear turquoise sea which abruptly turns to dark blue when the water gets deep. Being so secluded it’s very quiet and peaceful too.

Bara Beach Sulawesi Indonesia

Yet Indonesia wouldn’t be Indonesia without something completely unexpected and wacky going on. In Bira’s case, it’s a modestly-sized “entertainment” district situated off the town’s main drag complete with seedy bungalows and a motley assortment of cheap karaoke bars. “hindari pergaulan bebas & narkoba” (avoid free sex and drugs), reads one sign outside a particularly ramshackle establishment. Well you know what they say about sailors and seamen …

avoid free sex and drugs

In short, Tanjung Bira is a great destination for seasoned travelers seeking a bit of solitude and clean, secluded beaches. More adventurous types can also go diving there - although the currents can be strong - and some decent snorkeling is usually possible at nearby islands (depending on the weather and the conditions of the sea). Wifi in Bira is, alas, rarer than a sighting of a Javanese tiger, so don’t expect to get access to the net. Bring some books instead – or better still your lover. After all, this is a holiday, isn’t it?

Traveler Tips

- Many airlines fly to Makassar as the city is the regional hub for air transportation in eastern Indonesia. From Makassar to Bira it’s a long 195km drive. The easy (but expensive) way to do this is to use a rental car (best booked in advance). A much more challenging proposition (but far cheaper) is to use public transportation: take a taxi from the airport to the Mellengkeri bus terminal (about 40 minutes) and from there you can get a small public minivan to Bira (although you may need to change in Bulukumba).

- Bira may be a suitable destination to avoid the monsoon season since its seasonality of rainfall is unlike that in Jakarta, Makassar or Bali. Generally dry for much of the year, most rain falls in the months of April, May and June.

- Besides the beaches at Tanjung Bira and Bara Beach there are many small beaches in the surrounding area worth checking out, mostly deserted except for a few fishermen.

beach near Tanjung Bira Sulawesi

- To get around, rent a motorcycle (cheap at around Rp60k/day).

- Food is generally awful in Bira. The only decent restaurant is set back some way from the main beach, almost opposite the Wisma Bahari Indah hotel, and called Rumah Makan Cici.

- Visit the nearby islands of Pulau Kambing and Liukang Island for snorkeling. The coral is not fantastic and there is a strange lack of large fish – have they all been caught? - but we did spot a few small black-tipped reef sharks, turtles, trumpet fish, and moray eels. A speedboat will cost about Rp350k for the trip.

- Bira has one renowned dive center called Bira Divers (telp: 081237200560). Now Closed

- Visit an underground cave about 20 minutes away from Bira called P. Sohara Mandala Ria. After descending about 70 meters (bring a torch) you can swim in a cool, crystal-clear pool of spring water.

- The better value hotels are generally found away from the beach front. The Wisma Bahari Indah hotel has very affordable clean large rooms with aircon and TVs. The hotel is owned by a great guy called Pak Arifin (telp: 0853 4156 5555), Bira’s tourist policeman, and he will help you to organize boat trips, motorcycle rental etc.

*A slightly different version of this article was earlier published in Jakarta Expat.

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